Wednesday, June 27, 2007

when it rains it pours.

i went to the dentist today for a cleaning.
and they proceeded to tell me
that i need four wisdom teeth removed.
well, at least some of them are wisdom teeth.

see, i'm the kind of person that has always had extraordinary teeth. and by extraordinary i dont mean cool. i mean abnormal. so for perhaps the third time in my life, a dental hygenist presented my mouth x-ray to me and my dentist and said "wow, i've never seen that before. ever." apparently what appears to be a wisdom tooth is actually my third molar. and while "normal people have three molars," mine came in weird and is now impacted like a wisdom tooth would be. during this whole exchange between the hygenist, the dentist, and myself i desperately wanted to say "bite me." but i figured that would probably be inappropriate.

at this point i must get back to
cleaning my room (a giant pigsty),
watching the office,
and gearing up for card night at my grandmother's,
along with my aunt and cousin.
i'm gonna smoke em.

2 comments:

Carlee said...

get percocet! but also get some anti-vomit medicine.
"bite me": i laugh.

getting those wisdom teeth out isn't too bad as long as you stay on drugs. it's just a little gross.

Anonymous said...

lol...card night with your grandma eh? so by whose rules will you play phase 10? ...couldn't resist, but honestly i don't even remember if that was the game we were confused about. anyway, love you